I'm sure I am not the only guy in the world who has had the sneaky suspicion that the character, Ryan from High School Musical, is gay. Well it's not really a sneaky suspicion at all, it's quite blatantly obvious, you'd have to be blind not to see it. Firstly, he has a varied assortment of hats, ranging from green, to pink, to patterned. Only a gay guy could have a wardrobe full of accessories such as hats, scarves and shoes (which he has lots of too.) Secondly, he doesn't actually seem interested in any of the girls in the movie, even though most of them are good looking. The movie would be a lot better if Ryan and Troy would just get it on. I mean, why else would Ryan not want Sharpay to be with Troy? Because Ryan fancies him! Third, I don't think there is any guy with a love of musical theatre that wasn't gay. And musical theatre is Ryan's life! He's even won awards for being in show's for christ sake, and has been the male lead for god knows how long. It's also pretty weird that he sings love songs with his sister, just saying. Now if I must go to a fourth reason, then it is the fact that he just generally appears gay in the movie, with his hand gestures, facial expressions, and his voice. For all of these reasons, I love Ryan, and give big props to the inventor of High School Musical (which is Disney, right?) for adding a gay character to the movie, but they lose points for not adding in a smooch with Ryan and another guy (preferably Troy, or Chad.) I know this is a kid's movie, but a quick kiss wouldn't go amiss. Troy and Gabriella get one, so why not Ryan?
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